Graeme 2

Job Role: Graphic Designer

Bio

Graeme was created in a Durham lab, mixing the contents of a Muller yoghurt with Baby Bio and the fajita mix that comes with an Old El Paso kit.

A child prodigy, Graeme would often quote Shakespeare at the age of 5 or moonwalk to the beat of Billie Jean at local supermarkets. A fondness for closing his eyes at stupid times meant bumping into lamposts became common place. Graeme loves the way milkshakes are made, fresh morning dew and how ice melts.

Top 5…household foods to eat after a bevvy or 12 on a friday night at 3:27 am when you ran out of money for a kebab.

• 1. Sandwich meat (straight from the packet)
• 2. Pickled onions (straight from the jar)
• 3. Marmite on toast
• 4. A massive piece of cheese and some monster munch
• 5. Left overs from tea if the dog didn’t get it